Because I am so darned cute, I get my picture taken quite a bit. It all started when I was but a wee lad in the home of Saint Miriam of Ohio. The finest specimen of bunny slavery I have ever seen...she saved my life. My siblings and I were left badly in need of attention. In an effort to find help, we jumped out of our cage...fortunately, the concrete garage floor broke our fall...four feet down.

Many of my enemies say "don't pay any attention to Beaker...he got dropped on his head as a baby." To those poor misguided souls I say "bite me." My head is still in one piece which is more than I can say for the rest of you losers with no minds at all.  

The photos you see here are but a small sample of the many dozens I have had taken so far. There are even more on Saint Miriam's site. Go here for the entire story and my fabulous baby pictures (I am the dark one...heh heh heh). As for my more recent photos...follow the links below...

Slave Training: The importance of Submission	Baby Beaker: back before I was Bad... well...back before anyone knew I was Bad....
Let's see Stinksy get that high!	Are you talkin' to me?
Here's a shot from one of my films... Harrison Ford is just one of my many pseudonyms...	Am I kewl or what?